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ﺟﺎﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻳﺼﺮﺥ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ
ﺍﻟﺤﻘﻮﻧﻲ ﻣﺎﺣﻠﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺟﺐ
ﻗﺎﺭﺍ ﻃﺎﻟﻊ ﻟﻲ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺑﺴﺘﻐﺮﺍﺏ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ
ﻳﺎﺩﻟﺦ ﻳﺎﻧﻜﺘﻪ ﻳﺎﺑﻘﺮﻩ ﻫﺎﺫﻱ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﻪ
ﺍﻟﺠﺪﻳﺪﻩ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﺑﺨﺘﺼﺎﺭ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ
ﻭﺍﺟﺒﺎﺕ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻳﺎﻩ ﻧﺴﻴﺖ ﺍﺷﻮﻩ ﻗﺎﺭ
ﻭﺵ ﺍﺳﻮﻳﻠﻚ ﻳﺠﻲ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﻭﻳﺤﻂ
ﻳﺪﻩ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺟﺒﻬﺖ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻧﺎ
ﺍﻛﺮﻫﻚ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﻳﻨﺎﺿﺮ ﺑﺴﺘﻐﺮﺍﺍﺍﺏ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺗﻨﻘﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﻐﻤﺎﺕ ﻫﻬﻬﻪ
ﺗﺎﺑﻌﻮ ﺍﻟﻘﺼﻪ ﻗﺎﺭﺍ ﺳﺒﺤﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻜﺲ
ﺻﺤﻴﺢ ﺑﺎﻳﻦ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻳﺶ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺍﻗﻮﻝ ؟
ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺚ ﻭﻻ ﺷﺊ ﺑﺎﻳﻦ ﺑﻲ ﺻﺎﺭﺥ ﺍﻟﻨﺸﻴﺪ
ﺍﻟﻮﻃﻨﻲ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻋﻪ ﻏﻨﻰ ﻟﻢ
ﻧﺴﺘﺸﻬﺪ ﺑﺮﻭﺡ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﻪ ﺑﺎﻳﻦ ﺍﻗﻮﻝ ﻳﺎﻭﺩ
ﺍﺷﺮﺍﻳﻚ ﺗﻜﺘﻢ ﺑﺲ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﻋﻘﻠﻚ ﻣﻔﺼﻮﻝ ﻋﻦ
ﻣﺨﻚ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﺍﻳﺶ ﻓﻴﻪ ﻭﺑﺪﺍﺕ ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻪ
ﺍﻻﻭﻟﻰ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﺟﻴﺮﻳﺎ ﺟﻴﺮﻳﺎ ﻳﻘﻮﻡ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻳﺶ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺑﻞ ﺍﻧﻜﻠﻴﺰﻱ ﻃﺒﻌﺎ
ﻛﺎﻥ ﻣﺎﺳﻚ ﺍﺑﺮﻩ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺕ ﺫﺱ ﺫﺱ ﺍﺯ
ﻣﺎﻱ ﺟﺮﻳﺎ ﻻﻳﺸﻴﺦ ﻭﻳﻦ ﺟﺎﻟﺴﻴﻦ ﺣﻨﺎ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻋﺎﺩﻱ ﺟﻠﺴﻴﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛﺮﺳﻲ
ﺟﻴﺮﺍﻳﺎ ﻗﻢ ﻗﻢ ﺍﻣﺶ ﻣﻌﻲ ﻟﻠﻤﺪﻳﺮ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺣﺮﺍﺍﺍﻡ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺟﺪﻳﺪ ﻭﻣﺎ
ﺍﻋﺮﻑ ﻭﻳﻦ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ ﺟﻴﺮﺍﻳﺎ ﻳﺎ
ﺳﻼﻡ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻭﺩﻳﻚ ﺑﻨﻔﺴﻲ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ
ﺍﻗﻮﻝ ﻋﻨﻚ ﻭﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﻠﻂ ﻓﺎﻫﻢ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﻃﺐ ﻃﺐ ﻃﺐ ﺳﺎﻱ ﺧﺎﺭﺝ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﻡ
ﻭﺷﺎﻑ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻣﺘﻮﻋﻚ ﻋﻦ ﺑﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ
ﺳﺎﻱ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺵ ﻓﻴﻚ ﺍﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﺍﻟﻪ ﻳﺎ
ﻃﻮﻳﻞ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﺮ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺧﺎﺍﺍﻳﻒ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ
ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻮﻥ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻋﺼﺒﻲ ﺧﺎﻳﻒ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻳﺬﺑﺤﻨﻲ
ﺳﺎﻱ ﻻﻣﻌﻠﻴﻚ ﻳﻤﺪﺣﻮﻧﻪ ﻭﻳﻘﻠﻮﻥ ﺍﻧﻪ
ﻃﻴﺐ ﻭﻭﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻳﺨﺎﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺼﻰ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺣﻠﻒ ﺍﺟﻞ ﺑﺪﺧﻞ ﻃﻤﻨﺘﻨﻲ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
ﻳﻄﻤﻨﻚ ﺩﺧﻞ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻏﺮﻓﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﻟﺴﻼﻡ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ
ﻭﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢ ﺍﻟﺴﻼﻡ ﻫﺎﻩ ﻭﺵ ﺗﺒﻲ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﺎﺳﻮﻳﺖ ﺷﻲ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﺗﻜﻠﻢ
ﺑﺴﺮﻋﻪ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺳﺴﺴﺴﺴﺴﺴﺘﺎﺫ
ﻗﺎﻟﻲ ﺭﺡ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﺍﻫﺎ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﺎﻳﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺧﺸﺘﻚ ﺍﻧﻚ ﻗﻠﻴﻞ ﺍﺩﺏ
ﻭﺑﺲ ﺗﻔﺤﻂ ﺑﻞ ﺍﺳﻴﺎﺏ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻭﻝ
ﻳﻮﻡ ﺩﺭﺍﺍﺍﺳﻲ ﻏﻠﻂ ﺍﻟﻠﻠﻪ ﻳﺴﺘﺮ ﺑﺲ
ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻭﺵ ﻗﻠﺖ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﻻﻻ ﻣﺎﻗﻠﺖ
ﺷﺊ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﺍﺣﺴﺒﻚ ﻗﻠﺖ ﺷﺊ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺎﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺟﻴﺮﻳﺎ ﻃﺮﻃﻨﻲ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻔﺼﻞ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻣﻦ ﺣﻘﻪ ﻳﻄﺮﻃﻚ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻟﻴﺶ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻣﻦ ﺷﻜﻠﻚ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ
ﺍﻧﻚ ﻗﻠﻴﻞ ﺍﺩﺏ ﻭﺣﻴﺎ ﺷﻒ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ
ﻣﺆﺩﺏ ﺷﺎﻃﺮ ﻣﺎﻳﺘﺤﺮﻙ ﻣﻦ ﻣﻜﺎﻧﻪ ﻣﻮ
ﻣﺜﻠﻚ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻻ ﻭﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻮﺗﺸﻮﻓﻬﻜﺎﺋﻨﻪ
ﻓﺮﺍﺭﻱ ﻳﻔﺤﻂ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻻﺳﻴﺎﺏ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ
ﺗﺴﺐ ﺍﺧﻮﻱ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﻳﻪ
ﺍﺳﺒﻪ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻣﺎﻗﻮﻝ ﺍﻻ ﺷﺮﻗﺎﻥ ﺑﻌﺪ
ﻣﺮﻭﺭ ﻧﺼﻒ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺻﺎﺡ ﺳﺎﻱ
ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺴﺘﺮ ﺍﻳﺶ ﺻﺎﺭ ﺑﻨﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺳﺎﻱ
ﻭﻟﻘﺎ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻣﻨﺼﺪﻡ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﺍﻗﻮﻝ
ﺍﻣﺶ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻭﻳﻬﻪ ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻪ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﻪ
ﺳﺎﻛﻮﺭﺍ ﺍﻳﻨﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﺍﻳﻨﻮ ﻟﻴﻨﺎ ﺍﻧﺰﻏﻪ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﺍﻳﻨﻮ ﺍﻣﺸﻲ ﻟﻠﺤﻤﺎﻡ ﺳﺎﻛﻮﺭﺍ ﻳﻠﻪ
ﻭﺩﺧﻠﻮ ﻭﻟﻘﻮ ﻫﻴﻨﺎﺗﺎ ﻭﺗﻦ ﺗﻦ ﻳﺴﻠﻔﻮﻥ
ﻭﻓﺠﺌﻪ ﺩﺧﻞ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻦ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻳﺎ ﺳﻼ ﻡ
ﻳﺎﺣﻠﻮﺍ ﻭﺵ ﺗﺴﻮﻥ ﻫﻨﺎ ﺳﺎﻛﻮﺭﺍ
ﻣﺎﻧﺴﻮﻱ ﺷﺊ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻃﺎﻟﻌﺎﺕ ﺑﺮﺍ
ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻪ ﻳﻠﻪ ﺗﺤﺮﻛﻦ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﻪ ﺍﻳﺘﺎﺷﻲ ﻗﺎﻱ
ﻫﺬﻳﻠﻦ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺎﺕ ﻗﻠﻴﻼﺕ ﺍﺩﺏ ﺧﺮﺟﻮ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻪ ﻗﺎﻱ ﺗﻌﻠﻦ ﺍﻭﻗﻔﻦ ﺑﻠﺠﺪﺍﺭ ﻫﻴﻨﺎﺗﺎ
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺎ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﻣﻦ ﻋﻴﺪﻫﺎ ﻧﻴﺠﻲ ﻭﻗﺎﺭﺍ
ﻣﻴﺘﻴﻦ ﺿﺤﻚ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﺍﻳﻨﻮ ﻳﺼﻴﺮ ﺧﻴﺮ
ﺍﻭﺭﻳﻜﻢ ﺍﺧﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﻀﺤﻜﻪ ﻫﺬﻱ ﺑﻜﺎﻭﺑﺪﺍ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﺑﺸﺮﺡ ﻭﺷﺎﻑ ﺷﻜﻤﺎﺭﻭ ﻧﺎﺍﺍﺍﻳﻢ ﻗﺎﻱ
ﺷﻜﻤﺎﺭﻭ ﺍﻋﺮﺏ ﻛﻠﻤﺘﺎﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﻳﻠﻌﺐ ﺑﻞ
ﻛﺮﻩ ﺷﻜﻤﺎﺭﻭ ﺳﻬﻠﻪ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻭﺭﻳﻨﺎ
ﺷﻜﻤﺎﺭﻭ ﻓﻌﻞ ﻧﺎﺍﺍﻳﻢ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﺒﺰﺭﺍﻥ ﺥ ﺥ ﺥ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﻣﺸﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺎ ﻋﻴﻨﻲ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻩ
ﻃﺒﻌﻦ ﻭﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺷﺘﻎ ﺑﻜﻠﻤﺖ ﻳﺎ ﻋﻴﻨﻲ
ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻩ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﻭﺷﻲ ﻳﻌﻴﻨﻲ
ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺑﺎﺭﺩﻩ
ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﻋﻴﻨﻚ ﺑﻬﺎ ﺛﻠﺞ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻻ ﻳﺎﺗﻴﺲ
ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﺨﻠﻴﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺑﻌﺮﺏ
ﺍﻟﻜﻠﻤﻪ ﻭﻳﺮﻓﻊ ﻳﺪﻳﻦ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺑﻠﻴﺰﺯﺯﺯ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﺍﻳﺶ ﺗﻌﺮﺏ ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﺍﻟﺘﻴﺲ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻗﺼﺪ ﺍﻟﺪﻳﺲ ﻟﻲ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ
ﺳﺎﺳﻜﻲ ﺫﻫﺐ ﺍﻟﺘﻴﺲ ﺍﻟﻰ ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ
ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﺐ ﻣﻌﻲ ﻟﻠﻤﻌﻠﻨﺎﺕ ﻣﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﻣﻌﻨﻰ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﺣﺸﻰ ﻣﻮ ﺍﻋﺮﺍﺏ ﺻﺎﺭﺕ ﻗﺼﻪ
ﻭﻓﺠﺌﻪ ﻳﺴﻤﻌﻮﻥ ﺻﻮﺕ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻭﺍﻟﻜﻞ
ﻳﻬﺮﻉ ﺗﺤﺖ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﻭﻟﻪ ﻭﻳﻄﻠﻊ ﺑﺎﻳﻦ
ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﻗﺎﻱ ﺍﺑﻴﻚ ﺑﻜﻠﻤﺖ ﺭﺍﺱ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﻃﻴﺐ ﻭﻗﺎﻱ ﺧﺮﺝ ﻃﻠﻊ ﺑﺮﺍ ﻳﻌﻨﻲ
ﻭﺍﻟﻔﺼﻞ ﻛﻠﻪ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻣﻨﺰﻭﺩ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﻓﻪ
ﻭﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻣﻨﺴﺘﺢ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻧﺎ
ﺍﻟﻤﻔﺮﺵ
ﻭﺭﺟﻊ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻭﺍﻟﻜﻞ ﺭﺟﻊ ﻟﻜﺮﺳﻴﻪ ﻣﻌﺪﺍ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻣﻨﺰﻭﺩ ﻓﺪﺍﻏﺘﻚ ﻣﻨﺘﺒﻪ ﻟﻲ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﻭﻛﻤﻞ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺱ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻭﻓﺠﺌﻪ
ﺳﻤﻊ ﺻﻮﺓ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻧﺎﺕ ﻭﻋﺼﺐ ﻗﺎﻱ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﻣﻦ ﺛﻘﻞ ﺩﻣﻚ ﻣﺴﻮﻱ ﻫﺎﺫﻱ
ﺣﺮﻛﺎﺕ
ﻭﻛﻞ ﻣﺮﺭﺭﻩ ﻳﻄﻠﻊ ﺻﻮﺓ ﺣﻴﻮﺍﻥ ﻭﻫﺬﻱ
ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻩ ﺿﻠﻊ ﺻﻮﺕ ﺿﺐ ﻟﻠﻤﻌﻠﻮﻣﺎﺕ
ﺍﻟﻀﺐ ﻣﺎﻟﻪ ﺻﻮﺓ ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺳﺎﻋﻪ ﺗﺨﻠﺖ
ﺍﻟﺠﺪ ﻛﻮﻧﺎﻥ ﻣﻊ ﺗﻔﺘﺮ ﺍﻻﺿﺒﺎﻁ ﻗﺎﻱ ﻫﺎﻩ
ﻣﻦ ﻏﺎﺍﺍﺍﻳﺐ ﻛﻮﻧﺎﻥ ﻳﻮﻟﻴﺪ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﺎﻋﺮﻑ
ﺍﻗﺮﺍ
ﻗﺎﻱ ﻫﺎﺗﻲ ﻳﻠﻪ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻻ ﻳﻮﻓﻖ ﺍﻟﻐﺎﻳﺒﻴﻦ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺩﺧﻞ ﻋﺮﺽ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺗﺮﺍ ﻻ
ﺗﻨﺴﻰ ﻧﻔﺴﻚ ﺗﺮﺍﺍﺍﻙ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻏﺎﺍﺍﻳﺐ ﻗﺎﻱ
ﺑﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻠﻪ ﻣﻴﻦ ﻳﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﻛﻮﻧﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻔﺮﺵ
ﺍﻟﻔﺼﻞ ﻻ ﻻ ﻻ ﺧﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻧﺤﺒﻬﺎ ﻛﻮﻧﺎﻥ ﻻﻻ
ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﺑﻴﻬﺎ ﻟﻠﻘﻔﺺ ﻗﺎﻱ ﺧﻮﺫﻳﻬﺎ ﻳﺎﺟﺪﻩ ﺍﻧﺎ
ﻛﻤﺮﻩ ﻗﻠﺘﻠﻚ ﺍﺳﻤﻪ ﻣﻘﺼﻒ ﻣﻮ ﻗﻔﺺ
ﻧﺎﺭﻭﺗﻮ ﺍﺥ ﻳﺎﻱ ﻳﺎﺯﻳﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﺘﺎﺡ
ﻗﺎﺭﺍ ﻣﻦ ﺟﺪﻙ ﻭﻣﺜﻢ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺍﻭﺗﺸﻤﺎﺭﻭ
ﻃﺒﻊ ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻪ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻟﺜﻪ